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LET'S ROCK!!!!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 31 August 2007 01:55 (A review of Aliens (1986))

I absolutely cherish this film!!!

I can't remember a time in my life where this has let me down. I've watched it close to a thousand times and enjoy it thoroughly everytime.

The introduction of the USCM is one of its crowning achievements. The galaxy's most bad ass hombres to ever sail the cosmos. It is an utter shame though they only debut and star in this film.

Alien was superior for its horror connotations but Aliens manages to compliment the series with a spectacular action flick.


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COME ON YOU DRAGONS!!!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 31 August 2007 11:07 (A review of Dream Team)

Anyone who knew me ten years ago would think that if I watched this, I was joking. I had no interest or like for football.

However, when I watched the crooked and outrageous happenings of Harchester United. I was hooked. I've been a loyal fan right up until the end of the tenth season which was sadly the last.

Loads of memorable characters like Jerry Block, Viv Wright, Prash Ditani. Not forgetting Linda Block and Karl Fletcher.

I've been dying to get a Dragons shirt for ages but the price is always too steep when I come round to acquiring!

Solid and addictive!


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I'm fighting in the shade mate!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 25 August 2007 08:06 (A review of 300)

I'm a massive fan of the Battle of Thermopylae. There is no greater instance in history where spear and shield meet. Outnumbered and outgunned but never outdone.

There is partial story to the film but it is the visuals and the action that makes me really appreciate this comic-style work.

This movie is masculine enough to fit into the genre of films like Predator, the entire group is just a manly muscle fest which is what recent cinema has been lacking.

Their efforts maybe fruitless but the leadership and valour can't be ignored. After seeing this film, I'd join the Spartans. There is not a real man alive who wouldn't!


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France...I might have known.

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 22 August 2007 05:55 (A review of An American Werewolf in Paris)

What a joke. I didn't like this film at all. The entire cast was boring and uninteresting.

I made a sandwich in the middle of the film, came back and nothing had happened.

It's atempt at humour aswell was attrocious. I'll have nightmares about those 'gags'.


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Skulls

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 22 August 2007 02:19 (A review of Pathfinder)

I thoroughly enjoyed this film. There should be more Viking films to follow this jewel in a sea of emptyness. A young lad is left behind by his people and is raised by Native Americans, then he has to choose his path when the Vikings return.

The story is easy to follow and they throw in a few dream moments for good measure so its not trying to grab your thoughts, it just wants to amaze your eyes. The gothic and morbid locales give the film an extra sense of grim that you wouldn't expect from the New World. Skulls littered under every tree and darkness forever more. It was probably the best time to be there!

The action is well choreographed and you see every near-miss with a blade swing. No need for CGI, it all happens between the stuntman and I'm sure KU had a few moments in the spotlight too!

The Vikings are portrayed perfectly to their stereotype. Villainous and bloodthirsty throughout, I couldn't imagine them being more unforgiveable. Clancy Brown was great casting in my opinion as the warlord leader. They are almost animalistic in their mannerisms and vocalisations which helps with their crusade to wipe the land clean for Viking dominance. I want one of those helmets!!

The films deserves some respect.


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Gargoyles review

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 18 August 2007 05:47 (A review of Gargoyles)

I agree wholeheartedly with SuperSpongy.

Not only was the voice acting fantastically casted, regulars and cameos but for a kids show it was more grimey and dark.

The obvious weakness of the gargoyles created that human error about their fantastical being. Their reliance on others was truly an aspiring narrative theme.

I will miss it!


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Anytime...

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 18 August 2007 03:43 (A review of Predator)

What a supreme flick! Even after 20 years, this film still holds its ground against the action 'titans' of today. An absolutely outrageous, over muscled, gung-ho, special forces military team are sent into the rainforests of South America to rescue a missing US Chopper. 'Cept not being able to save the personnel of the downed craft, the mission goes perfectly. However, they are being observed by an unknown entity.

The story starts quite slow but when they reach the Guerilla camp, it goes mental! The word overkill is not enough to describe the elation you feel when Dutch's team waltz in to a heavily fortified enemy stronghold and then walk out with a few scratches! The tone is always about waiting, everytime there isn't an immediate action shot, you are literally sitting there waiting for the next. It builds you up throughout the narrative so you are not left disappointed.

The casting for this film could not be improved upon. Bodybuilders, Athletes and Mr. Universe!! It is pure masculinity running through their veins. It goes to show the success of muscle bound heroes of the 80s really paid off. You didn't need Oscar winners or bright young stars; You needed masculine men who could crush your dreams with a flex of their eyebrow. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the leader of the squad and with his star power made the film recognisable among the other action films that sprouted up at this time.

The soundtrack is to die for! Not only does it provide a perfect stalker theme but it manages to stay with you hours after watching. If P. Diddy - Bad Boy for Life & NERD - Lapdance weren't already my theme tunes. I'd pick the Predator Theme! Not to mention Long Tall Sally blairing at illegal volumes as they soar over enemy territory!

Starting a franchise aswell has got to be one of the greatest feats of this film. The notion of a deadly extra-terrestrial that has a sense of sportsmanship and honour with its killing gives it a whole new dimension. Usually their is no prejudice in a monster movie. It simply kills on contact! The Predator is one of the most iconic figures of the science fiction genre. This great film portrayed it/them in a way you could never forget.

The Predator series hasn't improved since this film but at least it has time to improve and grow...still!


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Yes.....No!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 12 August 2007 10:01 (A review of A Night at the Roxbury)

I enjoyed this film. The two main characters remind me of a very good friend of mine. Ever since I known him I was wondering why he was so crazy!

Turns out that his entire personality is a homage to the Butabi Brothers. He is one of the funniest guys I've met and this film was priceless to me of how much it brought back memories.

Underrated by most!


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Broadsword!!

Posted : 16 years, 7 months ago on 12 August 2007 05:15 (A review of Conan the Destroyer)

This film follows the quest narrative. A Hero has to embark on a quest with which he gathers various companions and returns for his prize.

I enjoyed this more than its predecessor. The group party reminded me of classic console RPGs which I am a big fan. The obvious betrayal of Bombaata never sat right with me.

Mediocre film at best.


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Sin City review

Posted : 17 years, 1 month ago on 11 February 2007 10:18 (A review of Sin City)

I haven't watched this film in about a year so my rating is based on what I remember now.

All Three Protagonists earned my respect and so I geuninely cared for their causes. This means a lot because I don't like Mickey Rourke but I feel his performance as Marv was perfect. I'm not a big fan of voiceovers but I felt this story needed one seeing as it is comic-basis.

I love the use of colour aswell, only unique things get a colour other than B&W which highlights importance and relevance. I was also enticed by the wardrobe of the heroes. Looks like a long trench coat is my next destination.


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